<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976</id><updated>2011-07-29T00:43:12.800-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Host your Goat!</title><subtitle type='html'>Zoe is in fact an android.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>165</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-113442226764331686</id><published>2005-12-12T15:11:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2005-12-12T15:17:47.656-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Your herps and your vacations in the winter</title><summary type='text'>Yes, it's that time of year- wintertime.  Winter brings with a whole host of problems for herp owners.  Foremost among them, of course, is the dreaded power outage.  It's really important to plan ahead for this.First off, you should already have a portable container for your herps.  If the power goes off and stays off, put your scaley little friends into their temporary home and move them to the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/113442226764331686/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=113442226764331686' title='42 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/113442226764331686'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/113442226764331686'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2005/12/your-herps-and-your-vacations-in.html' title='Your herps and your vacations in the winter'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>42</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-113381841092375669</id><published>2005-12-05T15:30:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2005-12-05T15:33:30.933-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Conceding</title><summary type='text'>All my life, I've had real Christmas trees.  When we were growing up, dad would take us out to pick the tree- sometimes, we'd even cut our own.  After I moved in with Jer, I insisted upon having the real tree (and he kindly set it up for me, despite his allergy to pine sap).This year, though, I will have a fake tree (I'm ignoring the tiny fake I had in the apartment because there was no way in </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/113381841092375669/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=113381841092375669' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/113381841092375669'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/113381841092375669'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2005/12/conceding.html' title='Conceding'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-112975858736542694</id><published>2005-10-19T16:49:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-10-19T16:49:47.373-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Earth-shattering news!</title><summary type='text'>I really like Tootsie Rolls. That is all.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/112975858736542694/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=112975858736542694' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/112975858736542694'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/112975858736542694'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2005/10/earth-shattering-news.html' title='Earth-shattering news!'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-112913570209688549</id><published>2005-10-12T11:47:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-10-12T11:48:22.103-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Awww</title><summary type='text'>Jeremy went to RenFaire and bought me a tambourine.  He bought me a tambourine because it had tulips drawn on the drum part in henna.  I love tulips, and his thought was that these tulips won't ever wilt or die.  Awww.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/112913570209688549/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=112913570209688549' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/112913570209688549'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/112913570209688549'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2005/10/awww.html' title='Awww'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-112620583137083695</id><published>2005-09-08T13:49:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-09-08T13:57:11.370-05:00</updated><title type='text'>My Lizard Muse has Abandoned Me</title><summary type='text'>Therefore, no posts.  Also, my life is dull, dull dull.  Less so now that I have a kitten in the house.  But overall, still borning.  So, have some articles"About Crocodiles and AntibioticsDon't smuggle herps from Australia (although the first bearded dragons kept as pets were wild caught, there are enough captive-bred species available to keep a herper happy for years, so please don't take from </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/112620583137083695/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=112620583137083695' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/112620583137083695'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/112620583137083695'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2005/09/my-lizard-muse-has-abandoned-me.html' title='My Lizard Muse has Abandoned Me'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-112196430086630847</id><published>2005-07-21T11:39:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-07-21T11:45:00.873-05:00</updated><title type='text'>As promised</title><summary type='text'>A post about lizard shit.Lizards shit and pee generally at the same time.  Ever been to the zoo and see a pile of poo in a lizard tank with a bunch of white stuff?  The white stuff is urine, and it's secreted in kind of a paste.If you keep lizards, you will have to become familiar with their poops.  Said poops should be fairly sold- not muddy, but not rock-hard, either.  They should also come a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/112196430086630847/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=112196430086630847' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/112196430086630847'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/112196430086630847'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2005/07/as-promised.html' title='As promised'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-111548094089338838</id><published>2005-05-07T10:46:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-05-07T10:49:00.900-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I was an idiot and I'm sorry</title><summary type='text'>So, so, sorry.  I never meant to hurt you- I hope you understand.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/111548094089338838/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=111548094089338838' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/111548094089338838'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/111548094089338838'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2005/05/i-was-idiot-and-im-sorry.html' title='I was an idiot and I&apos;m sorry'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-111524103465426838</id><published>2005-05-04T15:36:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-05-04T16:10:34.810-05:00</updated><title type='text'>More Questions!</title><summary type='text'>1. If you didn't have to work, what would you do with your time?I would knit a lot, sew a lot, read a lot, sleep a lot.  I'd spend lots of time with Jeremy (assuming he wasn't working, which isn't likely as he's a workaholic), and probably do some volunteer work.2. If you could have all the pets you wanted, what would you have, and how many would there be?I'm set for cats- 3 is plenty.  I'd have </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/111524103465426838/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=111524103465426838' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/111524103465426838'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/111524103465426838'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2005/05/more-questions_04.html' title='More Questions!'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-111521628488723757</id><published>2005-05-04T09:15:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-05-04T09:18:04.890-05:00</updated><title type='text'>More Questions</title><summary type='text'>This time, from Sarahlynn:Why reptiles?I think they are cute!  Also, they're rather low-maintenance and are both a hobby and a pet.  Did I mention the cute?Do you get tired of Dorothy jokes?Yes, yes I do.As an android, do you have trouble expressing emotions?I think you ought to know, I'm feeling very depressed.You dropped it where?Down a hole?  The lady at the pet store last night got a small </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/111521628488723757/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=111521628488723757' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/111521628488723757'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/111521628488723757'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2005/05/more-questions.html' title='More Questions'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-111512978487894295</id><published>2005-05-03T09:16:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-05-03T09:16:24.880-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Five Questions</title><summary type='text'>5 Questions From Delaney:1. How do you feel about being a feminist in Kansas?Alone, sometimes, and slightly crazy.  But.  I have hope!  If the state was really so conservative, we wouldn't have so many abortion clinics operating.  There's a small but active liberal community, and if I didn't have hope I'd go nuts.2. What was your favorite SCA costume?Hmm...either my red and blue particolored </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/111512978487894295/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=111512978487894295' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/111512978487894295'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/111512978487894295'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2005/05/five-questions.html' title='Five Questions'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-111349826659904631</id><published>2005-04-14T12:04:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-04-14T12:04:26.600-05:00</updated><title type='text'>More language stuff</title><summary type='text'>Your Linguistic Profile:65% General American English20% Yankee10% Dixie5% Upper Midwestern0% MidwesternWhat Kind of American English Do You Speak?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/111349826659904631/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=111349826659904631' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/111349826659904631'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/111349826659904631'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2005/04/more-language-stuff.html' title='More language stuff'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-111186193172313661</id><published>2005-03-26T12:31:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2005-03-26T12:32:11.723-06:00</updated><title type='text'>More Pictures Than You Can Shake a Stick At</title><summary type='text'>I started another blog.  There you will find lots and lots of wedding pictures.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/111186193172313661/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=111186193172313661' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/111186193172313661'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/111186193172313661'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2005/03/more-pictures-than-you-can-shake-stick.html' title='More Pictures Than You Can Shake a Stick At'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-111083387959427373</id><published>2005-03-14T14:57:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2005-03-14T14:57:59.593-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Dancing with the boy </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/111083387959427373/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=111083387959427373' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/111083387959427373'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/111083387959427373'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2005/03/dancing-with-boy.html' title=''/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-111083384387625348</id><published>2005-03-14T14:57:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2005-03-14T14:57:23.876-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>My seester Lane and her spiffy straight hair </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/111083384387625348/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=111083384387625348' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' 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href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/111083382186385443/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=111083382186385443' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/111083382186385443'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/111083382186385443'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2005/03/liz-does-my-hair.html' title=''/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-111004827115209350</id><published>2005-03-05T12:44:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2005-03-05T12:44:31.153-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Hair </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/111004827115209350/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=111004827115209350' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/111004827115209350'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/111004827115209350'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2005/03/hair.html' title=''/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-110979442431517638</id><published>2005-03-02T14:12:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2005-03-02T14:13:44.316-06:00</updated><title type='text'>An English Quiz</title><summary type='text'>http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=14457200288064322170 English GeniusYou scored 93% Beginner, 93% Intermediate, 93% Advanced, and 77% Expert!  You did so extremely well, even I can't find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don't. You have an extensive vocabulary, and you're not afraid to use it properly! </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/110979442431517638/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=110979442431517638' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/110979442431517638'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/110979442431517638'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2005/03/english-quiz.html' title='An English Quiz'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-110978796058284737</id><published>2005-03-02T12:25:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2005-03-02T12:26:00.593-06:00</updated><title type='text'>How to Prevent Rape</title><summary type='text'>PLEASE FORWARD THIS TO EVERY MAN YOU KNOW:Fifty Ways Prevent Yourself from Being a Rapist:1. Do not think you have the right to rape a woman. 2. Do not rape a woman. Do not rape a man.3. Learn what rape is.4. Rape is forcing someone to have sex with you when they do not want to.5. Most rapes are committed by men who know the women they are raping. If the woman you are forcing to have sex with you</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/110978796058284737/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=110978796058284737' title='25 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/110978796058284737'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/110978796058284737'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2005/03/how-to-prevent-rape.html' title='How to Prevent Rape'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>25</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-110970702670359847</id><published>2005-03-01T13:56:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2005-03-01T13:57:06.706-06:00</updated><title type='text'>All I Ever Post are Memes</title><summary type='text'>bold the states you've been to, underline the states you've lived in and italicize the state you're in now...Alabama / Alaska / Arizona / Arkansas / California / Colorado / Connecticut / Delaware / Florida / Georgia / Hawaii / Idaho / Illinois / Indiana / Iowa / Kansas / Kentucky / Louisiana / Maine / Maryland / Massachusetts / Michigan / Minnesota / Mississippi / Missouri / Montana / Nebraska / </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/110970702670359847/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=110970702670359847' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/110970702670359847'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/110970702670359847'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2005/03/all-i-ever-post-are-memes.html' title='All I Ever Post are Memes'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-110737864635799180</id><published>2005-02-02T15:10:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2005-02-02T15:10:46.356-06:00</updated><title type='text'>I am Balanced!</title><summary type='text'>You Have A Type A- Personality    A-  You are one of the most balanced people aroundMotivated and focused, you are good at getting what you wantYou rule at success, but success doesn't rule you.When it's playtime, you really know how to kick backWhether it's hanging out with friends or doing something you love!You live life to the fullest - encorporating the best of both worlds</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/110737864635799180/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=110737864635799180' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/110737864635799180'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/110737864635799180'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2005/02/i-am-balanced.html' title='I am Balanced!'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-110692713258478535</id><published>2005-01-28T09:44:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2005-01-28T09:45:32.583-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Zoe back in the Day!</title><summary type='text'>Zoe in the 90'sWhat were your three favorite bands?U2, R.E.M., and RadioheadWhat was your favorite outfit?Jeans and a sweater or sweatshirtWhat was up with your hair?Long, straight, brown or dyed red.Who were your friends?Jen, Heather, Shawn, and DanWhat did you do after school?Hung out at Heather or Jen's house, worked on History Day project, did homework, worked at Target.What </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/110692713258478535/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=110692713258478535' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/110692713258478535'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/110692713258478535'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2005/01/zoe-back-in-day.html' title='Zoe back in the Day!'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-110606152976628257</id><published>2005-01-18T09:17:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2005-01-18T09:18:49.766-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Picky Eaters</title><summary type='text'>Or, how to get your herp to eat its veggies.1.  Feed veggies first, while your herp is hungry.2.  Keep veggies constantly available, for nibbling throughout the day.3.  Chop them up really small.4.  Mix favorites in with less-favored foods.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/110606152976628257/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=110606152976628257' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/110606152976628257'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/110606152976628257'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2005/01/picky-eaters.html' title='Picky Eaters'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-110435998060088150</id><published>2004-12-29T16:39:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-12-29T16:39:40.600-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Hives</title><summary type='text'>I have hives for some reason, fun!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/110435998060088150/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=110435998060088150' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/110435998060088150'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/110435998060088150'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/12/hives.html' title='Hives'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-110260305393617242</id><published>2004-12-09T08:34:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-12-09T08:37:33.936-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Another silly wedding planning post</title><summary type='text'>Bought the invitations last night- blank ones.  I'm printing them myself to save on cost.  The current idea is to print a red or purple background on a plain white card and have the lettering be white.  I also plan on getting some vellum and tying that on with a fetching little bow.  Cake:    paid Dress:   almost paid (only $100 left)DJ:      paidCaterer: not at all paidHall:    still owe </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/110260305393617242/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=110260305393617242' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/110260305393617242'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/110260305393617242'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/12/another-silly-wedding-planning-post.html' title='Another silly wedding planning post'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-110252024999088534</id><published>2004-12-08T09:35:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-12-08T09:37:29.990-06:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm Not Dead</title><summary type='text'>Just not feeling too talkative lately.  Not much has happened, but we're going to an event on Saturday, and if our bad luck string holds, it should be interesting.Oh- I did start tabletop roleplaying with friend Catlin.  But that's about it.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/110252024999088534/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=110252024999088534' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/110252024999088534'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/110252024999088534'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/12/im-not-dead.html' title='I&apos;m Not Dead'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-110004749940567501</id><published>2004-11-09T18:44:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2004-11-09T18:44:59.406-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>My poor broken into car. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/110004749940567501/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=110004749940567501' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/110004749940567501'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/110004749940567501'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/11/my-poor-broken-into-car.html' title=''/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-110004748259256358</id><published>2004-11-09T18:44:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2004-11-09T18:44:42.593-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>My bestest friend's husband </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/110004748259256358/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=110004748259256358' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/110004748259256358'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/110004748259256358'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/11/my-bestest-friends-husband.html' title=''/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-110004746274689093</id><published>2004-11-09T18:44:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2004-11-09T18:44:22.746-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>My bestest friend ever. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/110004746274689093/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=110004746274689093' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/110004746274689093'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/110004746274689093'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/11/my-bestest-friend-ever.html' title=''/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-110004744526779037</id><published>2004-11-09T18:44:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-11-09T18:44:05.266-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Donald &amp; Zoe at Crystal Ball. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/110004744526779037/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=110004744526779037' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/110004744526779037'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/110004744526779037'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/11/donald.html' title=''/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-110004741219899521</id><published>2004-11-09T18:43:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2004-11-09T18:43:32.196-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>The finished Man Dress. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/110004741219899521/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=110004741219899521' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/110004741219899521'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/110004741219899521'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/11/finished-man-dress.html' title=''/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-110004738745084187</id><published>2004-11-09T18:43:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-11-09T18:43:07.450-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>The finished cotehartie &amp; sideless surcote at Crystal Ball. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/110004738745084187/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=110004738745084187' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/110004738745084187'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/110004738745084187'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/11/finished-cotehartie.html' title=''/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-109951210680053751</id><published>2004-11-03T14:00:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-11-03T14:01:46.800-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Words from the Future</title><summary type='text'>Barak Obama is the hope for the future of the country:I stand here today, grateful for the diversity of my heritage, aware that my parents' dreams live on in my precious daughters. I stand here knowing that my story is part of the larger American story, that I owe a debt to all of those who came before me, and that, in no other country on earth, is my story even possible. Tonight, we gather to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/109951210680053751/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=109951210680053751' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/109951210680053751'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/109951210680053751'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/11/words-from-future.html' title='Words from the Future'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-109845267214340462</id><published>2004-10-22T08:37:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-10-22T08:44:32.143-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Go Cards!</title><summary type='text'>I am incoherently happy.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/109845267214340462/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=109845267214340462' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/109845267214340462'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/109845267214340462'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/10/go-cards.html' title='Go Cards!'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-109786092619199562</id><published>2004-10-15T13:21:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-10-15T12:22:06.193-05:00</updated><title type='text'>No, actually, they wouldn't have noticed.</title><summary type='text'>On Thursday night, there was a story on KSN about a farm in far southwestern Kansas being searched by various law enforcement agencies. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6247144/  The rumor is that the farm's owner killed several migrant workers and buried them on the land.  In the TV version of that story, a woman of the town said that surely, someone would have noticed such a thing.No, no they </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/109786092619199562/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=109786092619199562' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/109786092619199562'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/109786092619199562'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/10/no-actually-they-wouldnt-have-noticed.html' title='No, actually, they wouldn&apos;t have noticed.'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-109758993972452163</id><published>2004-10-12T08:49:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-10-12T09:05:39.726-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Unexpectedly Useful Herp-Keeping Items</title><summary type='text'>1.  Cheese Grater.  Useful for shredding hard veggies &amp; much faster than chopping.2.  Shears.  Useful for cutting soft veggies/greens into smaller pieces, and easier than using a knife.3.  Tweezers.  Useful for feeding mealworms to your herp &amp; avoiding the hand=food association that can lead to bites.  Also, mealworms can be hard to pick up with the fingers.4.  Bucket of sand.  Useful for </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/109758993972452163/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=109758993972452163' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/109758993972452163'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/109758993972452163'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/10/unexpectedly-useful-herp-keeping-items.html' title='Unexpectedly Useful Herp-Keeping Items'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-109758892529178359</id><published>2004-10-12T08:44:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-10-14T21:14:33.346-05:00</updated><title type='text'>200 Things</title><summary type='text'>This is stolen from Frog (bold I have done, comments in italics)1. Bought everyone in the pub a drink2. Swam with wild dolphins3. Climbed a mountain4. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive5. Been inside the Great Pyramid6. Held a tarantula7. Taken a candlelit bath with someone8. Said "I love you" and meant it9. Hugged a tree10. Done a striptease11. Bungee jumped12. Visited Paris13. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/109758892529178359/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=109758892529178359' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/109758892529178359'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/109758892529178359'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/10/200-things.html' title='200 Things'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-109752654315132254</id><published>2004-10-11T15:28:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-10-11T17:55:34.313-05:00</updated><title type='text'>A Beautiful, and Vanishing, Reptile</title><summary type='text'>The Cayman Island Blue Iguana</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/109752654315132254/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=109752654315132254' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/109752654315132254'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/109752654315132254'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/10/beautiful-and-vanishing-reptile.html' title='A Beautiful, and Vanishing, Reptile'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-109733331730815054</id><published>2004-10-09T09:47:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-10-09T09:48:37.320-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Stealing is Fun!</title><summary type='text'>I'm stealing this from Emilin.Tell me three things from my life to post pictures of, and I'll post them.  Within reason, of course.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/109733331730815054/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=109733331730815054' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/109733331730815054'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/109733331730815054'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/10/stealing-is-fun.html' title='Stealing is Fun!'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-109733308554390656</id><published>2004-10-09T09:43:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-10-09T09:44:45.636-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Yippee!</title><summary type='text'>Jeremy got a bonus!Woohoo!His new job is going well.Also:  Bush?  Chimp.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/109733308554390656/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=109733308554390656' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/109733308554390656'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/109733308554390656'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/10/yippee.html' title='Yippee!'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-109698743695338796</id><published>2004-10-05T09:41:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-10-05T09:43:56.953-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I really should post more</title><summary type='text'>I'm in a sewing spree right now, working on the silk cotehartie.  Wednesday I will cut the velvet for Jeremy's sleeve linings and the silk velvet for the trim on the man dress and the belt.  After that, time for the surcoat, which I hope won't take so long.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/109698743695338796/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=109698743695338796' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/109698743695338796'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/109698743695338796'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/10/i-really-should-post-more.html' title='I really should post more'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-109633086632887405</id><published>2004-09-27T19:21:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-27T19:21:06.326-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Jeremy &amp; Gex. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/109633086632887405/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=109633086632887405' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/109633086632887405'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/109633086632887405'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/09/jeremy.html' title=''/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-109633074770099100</id><published>2004-09-27T19:19:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-27T19:19:07.700-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Checking things out... </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/109633074770099100/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=109633074770099100' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/109633074770099100'/><link 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type='text'>The final setup, with gecko (under the large rock structure thingy). </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/109633068623067312/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=109633068623067312' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/109633068623067312'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/109633068623067312'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/09/final-setup-with-gecko-under-large.html' title=''/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-109633063892643567</id><published>2004-09-27T19:17:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-27T19:17:18.926-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>The same sand, after using a cup to get it into the cracks between the tiles.  The pile in the left corner is where Gex's cave will go. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/109633063892643567/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=109633063892643567' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/109633063892643567'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/109633063892643567'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/09/same-sand-after-using-cup-to-get-it.html' title=''/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-109633058173646166</id><published>2004-09-27T19:16:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-27T19:16:21.736-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Play sand dumped over the tiles. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/109633058173646166/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=109633058173646166' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/109633058173646166'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/109633058173646166'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/09/play-sand-dumped-over-tiles.html' title=''/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-109633054979164920</id><published>2004-09-27T19:15:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-27T19:15:49.790-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Broken slate tiles in the bottom of the tank (and my toes) </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/109633054979164920/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=109633054979164920' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/109633054979164920'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/109633054979164920'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/09/broken-slate-tiles-in-bottom-of-tank.html' title=''/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-109633040596080677</id><published>2004-09-27T19:11:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-27T19:13:25.960-05:00</updated><title type='text'>About to post some pictures</title><summary type='text'>I'm going to post some photos of my gecko setup.  Be warned.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/109633040596080677/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=109633040596080677' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/109633040596080677'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/109633040596080677'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/09/about-to-post-some-pictures.html' title='About to post some pictures'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-109538248724807051</id><published>2004-09-16T19:50:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-16T19:54:47.246-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Go read my article!</title><summary type='text'>Why are you still here?Go read it, and the rest of the magazine while you're at it!Also, font choice?  Rock on!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/109538248724807051/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=109538248724807051' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/109538248724807051'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/109538248724807051'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/09/go-read-my-article.html' title='Go read my article!'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-109536351211856343</id><published>2004-09-16T14:36:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-16T14:38:32.116-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Wedding Update</title><summary type='text'>Funding is sorting itself out.  Jeremy got a new job, so he's actually contributing now- about $500 last month, but it will be less this month.  That's a huge weight off my shoulders, since he hadn't put ANYTHING into the joint account, the jerk.  Cupcakes have been paid for, hall is paid off, flowers are done, only $200 more on the dress...it's coming together.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/109536351211856343/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=109536351211856343' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/109536351211856343'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/109536351211856343'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/09/wedding-update.html' title='Wedding Update'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-109406303951012048</id><published>2004-09-01T13:20:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-01T13:23:59.510-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Childfree?  Vote!</title><summary type='text'>I post/read several CF communities.  Lots of ranting/complaining about the perks that the childed get- tax credits, subsidized insurance (ie, my insurance for J &amp; myself is more than the insurance of a guy who covers his 6 kids and himself), restricted access to birth control, abortion, etc.  But do they vote?  No!  Voting is for breeders!  C'mon, folks, if you don't want to pay high property </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/109406303951012048/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=109406303951012048' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/109406303951012048'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/109406303951012048'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/09/childfree-vote.html' title='Childfree?  Vote!'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-109337141739505152</id><published>2004-08-24T13:09:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-08-24T13:16:57.396-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The dreaded cage cleaning</title><summary type='text'>I figured, since I did a cleaning of Gex's cage on Saturday, I should blog about it.  There's several levels of cage cleaning, starting with picking up the poop and uneaten food daily.  If you do that regularly, you probably won't have to do a take-everything-out cleaning more than once/twice a year.  It's also important to keep your pet's food and water dishes clean.  This can be done weekly, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/109337141739505152/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=109337141739505152' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/109337141739505152'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/109337141739505152'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/08/dreaded-cage-cleaning.html' title='The dreaded cage cleaning'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-109283995453073812</id><published>2004-08-18T09:35:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-08-18T09:39:14.530-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Baby Froggie!</title><summary type='text'>That's what little friend M calls Trogdor.  She calls Jeremy her daddy, which is most certainly is not.  I have been informed by my sister that J looks like Joe Namath.So I'm at the kidlets' house this week.  They are fascinated by Trogdor and his crickets in a box.  Hopefully, they won't try to get him out of his travel box (plastic tub with part of the lid replaced by screen) when I'm not </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/109283995453073812/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=109283995453073812' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/109283995453073812'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/109283995453073812'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/08/baby-froggie.html' title='Baby Froggie!'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-109232475032956468</id><published>2004-08-12T10:28:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-08-12T10:32:30.330-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Update schmupdate</title><summary type='text'>1.  Watching two very fun kids next week.  Hopefully I won't want to kill them, although I do think my tubes may just up and tie themselves.2.  Trogdor just went through his second shed and is very pretty.  Found a foot-shaped piece of skin in his tank, which was just odd.3.  Meeting with a baker on Saturday with the boy about a cupcake tree for the wedding.4.  Paid off Exploration Place (well</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/109232475032956468/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=109232475032956468' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/109232475032956468'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/109232475032956468'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/08/update-schmupdate.html' title='Update schmupdate'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-109190423100903872</id><published>2004-08-07T13:33:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-08-07T13:43:51.010-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Getting to know you</title><summary type='text'>(This is a herp post)First, a PSA: Dear Jerkface,If you order two geckos, please don't leave them sitting at the post office for 2 days!  That's not very nice.Second:  The PointThe point is, taking proper care of a reptile involves a lot of research, pre and post purchase.  Obviously, first you have to decide what type of herp appeals to you:  snakes, lizards, frogs, whatever.  I like </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/109190423100903872/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=109190423100903872' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/109190423100903872'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/109190423100903872'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/08/getting-to-know-you.html' title='Getting to know you'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-109102687992475441</id><published>2004-07-28T09:55:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-07-28T10:01:19.923-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Crickets and Cats</title><summary type='text'>Trogdor is burninating about 36 crickets a week (in addition to the veggies, nastursiums, and mealworms).  Well, not really a week- more like Tuesday night through Saturday.  Gex helps some.  Because of this, I am thinking of signing up for a "cricket contract" where the little nasties are delivered weekly.  The problem with this is that someone has to be home to accept them, and I do NOT want </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/109102687992475441/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=109102687992475441' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/109102687992475441'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/109102687992475441'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/07/crickets-and-cats.html' title='Crickets and Cats'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-109051247005931567</id><published>2004-07-22T11:05:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-07-22T11:25:19.303-05:00</updated><title type='text'>There were roses</title><summary type='text'>I have a very conflicted relationship with roses.  I don't like to receive them, but I like to smell them and have them around.  Getting a gift of roses just seems so artificial- the giver didn't take the time to find out I prefer tulips, daisies, sunflowers, irises, or orchids.  They (well, usually he)just did what's expected.  Also, the commonly available colors of florist roses just don't do </summary><link rel='related' href='http://janeisinthegarden.com/images/peace-rose.jpg' title='There were roses'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/109051247005931567/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=109051247005931567' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/109051247005931567'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/109051247005931567'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/07/there-were-roses.html' title='There were roses'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-108973132506086988</id><published>2004-07-13T09:53:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-07-13T10:08:45.060-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Next year I will plant sunflowers</title><summary type='text'>I'm not a native Kansan, and I like to pick on my adopted home.  But it does have its charms.For the 4th of July the boy and I drove to St. Louis.  The route takes you through some of the only hills in this flatter-than-a-pancake state.  (Proof ) The landscape is almost Martian in the winter, but in spring and summer it turns all green and gets covered in cows.  The sky goes on forever.  There </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/108973132506086988/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=108973132506086988' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108973132506086988'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108973132506086988'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/07/next-year-i-will-plant-sunflowers.html' title='Next year I will plant sunflowers'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-108947823639725816</id><published>2004-07-10T11:50:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-07-10T11:50:36.396-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>The baby kittie, Louisa. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/108947823639725816/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=108947823639725816' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108947823639725816'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108947823639725816'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/07/baby-kittie-louisa.html' title=''/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-108947818742050298</id><published>2004-07-10T11:49:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-07-10T11:49:47.420-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>BeBe (Superbus) likes to help iron. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/108947818742050298/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=108947818742050298' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-108947508538180503</id><published>2004-07-10T10:58:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-07-10T10:58:05.380-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Trogdor and a tasy tasty nastrusium. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/108947508538180503/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=108947508538180503' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108947508538180503'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108947508538180503'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' 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src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-108922002584316875</id><published>2004-07-07T12:06:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-07-07T12:07:49.863-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Damnit, Delaney, now I'm on a kick...</title><summary type='text'>All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, or grain. Down south means Oklahoma. Everyone in your family has been on a "float trip" before. In August, you break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:00 a.m. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Ford F10 4x4 is. (Except in Johnson County) More than once you've made a beer run to another state. The terms </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/108922002584316875/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=108922002584316875' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108922002584316875'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108922002584316875'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/07/damnit-delaney-now-im-on-kick.html' title='Damnit, Delaney, now I&apos;m on a kick...'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-108921994252990822</id><published>2004-07-07T12:05:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-07-07T12:05:42.530-05:00</updated><title type='text'>More Kansas info than you would ever need</title><summary type='text'>Can be found here.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/108921994252990822/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=108921994252990822' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108921994252990822'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108921994252990822'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/07/more-kansas-info-than-you-would-ever.html' title='More Kansas info than you would ever need'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-108921965963637289</id><published>2004-07-07T11:57:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-07-07T12:00:59.636-05:00</updated><title type='text'>You know you're from...</title><summary type='text'>St. Louis when...You like your bar-b-que cooked and immersed in sauce (Kansas City style) instead of roast beef with sauce on the side! The first question you ask someone upon meeting them is, "So, where did you go to high school?" You contemptuously denounce other areas for their accents, and then proceed to say "Warshington," "farty-far (44)," "yer," and "in/un (and)" without even realizing </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/108921965963637289/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=108921965963637289' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108921965963637289'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108921965963637289'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/07/you-know-youre-from.html' title='You know you&apos;re from...'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-108845593006175091</id><published>2004-06-28T15:38:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-28T15:52:10.060-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The love of my life is the world's worst homeowner</title><summary type='text'>OK, maybe not the absolute worst, but pretty dang bad.  A few nights ago, there was a big Kansas thunderstorm.  We were awakened by a thunderclap- the kind that sounds like 3 cannons going off at the house next door.  I rolled over to go back to sleep and...my hand got wet as the window was leaking.  Why was the window leaking?  Because Jeremy has not cleaned the gutters out in the entire time </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/108845593006175091/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=108845593006175091' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108845593006175091'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108845593006175091'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/06/love-of-my-life-is-worlds-worst.html' title='The love of my life is the world&apos;s worst homeowner'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-108845502282866775</id><published>2004-06-28T15:35:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-28T15:37:02.826-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I am also</title><summary type='text'>zoe is interviewedzoe is a geniuszoe is in the housezoe is introduced to the other side of the familyzoe is a friendly girlzoe is a lobster nutzoe is a fiesta of highzoe is teachingzoe is the lack of screen time devoted to the most fascinating aspect of the filmzoe is in fact an androidzoe is her first fullzoe is very beautiful</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/108845502282866775/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=108845502282866775' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108845502282866775'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108845502282866775'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/06/i-am-also.html' title='I am also'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-108845489276518402</id><published>2004-06-28T15:27:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-28T15:34:52.766-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I am...</title><summary type='text'>lynne is a veteran of 21 transfers throughout europelynne is in the babybedroomlynne is evictee number onelynne is also one of those actresses who appeared onlylynne is having chinese foodlynne is a country recordlynne is herelynne is wonderful to work withlynne is now focusing more of her time on this bizarrelynne is conversationallynne is a volunteer facilitator for the gay and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/108845489276518402/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=108845489276518402' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108845489276518402'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108845489276518402'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/06/i-am.html' title='I am...'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-10881927602610218</id><published>2004-06-25T14:45:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-25T14:46:00.260-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Burninating!</title><summary type='text'>Trogdor!  The burninator!  Lives in a tank the the computer room and drives BeBe CRAAAZY(er).  Photos to come.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/10881927602610218/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=10881927602610218' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/10881927602610218'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/10881927602610218'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/06/burninating.html' title='Burninating!'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-108819257368776571</id><published>2004-06-25T14:41:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-25T14:42:53.686-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Becoming semi-official</title><summary type='text'>I am putting the Boy on my insurance.  This means filling out an affadavit of common-law marriage.  So after Monday, we'll be quasi-officially married.  This is vaguely disconcerting.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/108819257368776571/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=108819257368776571' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108819257368776571'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108819257368776571'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/06/becoming-semi-official.html' title='Becoming semi-official'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-108802337138117514</id><published>2004-06-23T15:42:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-23T15:42:51.380-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Another Quiz</title><summary type='text'>This one is from my IRL friend Cat, mother of the 3 year old who is in love with my fiance (the little hussy!).Which of Henry VIII's wives are you?this quiz was made by the proper Victorian ladies at Spookbot</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/108802337138117514/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=108802337138117514' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108802337138117514'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108802337138117514'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/06/another-quiz.html' title='Another Quiz'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-108800555370544214</id><published>2004-06-23T10:45:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-23T10:45:53.706-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Bumpersticker</title><summary type='text'>"Republicans for Voldemort" I saw that at Lilies on a car from Ohio.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/108800555370544214/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=108800555370544214' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108800555370544214'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108800555370544214'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/06/bumpersticker.html' title='Bumpersticker'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-108785363998451523</id><published>2004-06-21T16:18:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-21T16:33:59.986-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Another Meme, from Grace</title><summary type='text'>The Last...Last Cigarette:: neverLast Alcoholic Drink:: Sparkling rose wine, made by me, on Friday.Last Car Ride:: This morning to workLast Kiss:: Jeremy, this morningLast Good Cry:: Early FebruaryLast Library Book checked out:: A bunch of books on rosesLast Movie Seen in Theatres:: The TerminalLast Book Read:: "Roses:  A Guide for the Gardener"Last Movie Rented:: Don't rememberLast </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/108785363998451523/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=108785363998451523' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108785363998451523'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108785363998451523'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/06/another-meme-from-grace.html' title='Another Meme, from Grace'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-108783686057291130</id><published>2004-06-21T11:53:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-21T11:54:20.573-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Tiny update</title><summary type='text'>Haven't blogged much.  I was at Lilies War (hence to be known as Squishy Lilies because of all the rain), and engaged in Crazed Sewing Preperations for it.  Trog Dor comes tomorrow, so I will put up some more pictures.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/108783686057291130/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=108783686057291130' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108783686057291130'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108783686057291130'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/06/tiny-update.html' title='Tiny update'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-108674326614745135</id><published>2004-06-08T20:07:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-08T20:07:46.146-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I loove this picture of me. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/108674326614745135/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=108674326614745135' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108674326614745135'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108674326614745135'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/06/i-loove-this-picture-of-me.html' title=''/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-108674312980231407</id><published>2004-06-08T20:05:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-08T20:05:29.803-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Gex shedding her head </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/108674312980231407/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=108674312980231407' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108674312980231407'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108674312980231407'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/06/gex-shedding-her-head.html' title=''/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-108674299712070772</id><published>2004-06-08T20:03:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-08T20:03:17.120-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Aww, grandpa and the giant baby. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/108674299712070772/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=108674299712070772' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108674299712070772'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108674299712070772'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/06/aww-grandpa-and-giant-baby.html' title=''/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-108674276895581035</id><published>2004-06-08T19:58:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-08T19:59:28.956-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Pictures</title><summary type='text'>I have downloaded the Hello thingy and am playing with it.  It is good.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/108674276895581035/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=108674276895581035' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108674276895581035'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108674276895581035'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/06/pictures.html' title='Pictures'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-108673985950878030</id><published>2004-06-08T19:10:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-08T19:10:59.506-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Marching! </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/108673985950878030/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=108673985950878030' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108673985950878030'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108673985950878030'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/06/marching.html' title=''/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-108673980831277294</id><published>2004-06-08T19:10:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-08T19:10:08.313-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Woodstock and I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/108673980831277294/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=108673980831277294' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108673980831277294'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108673980831277294'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/06/woodstock-and-i.html' title=''/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-108673976429822078</id><published>2004-06-08T19:09:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-08T19:09:24.296-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Tarquinius (grey) and Superbus (BeBe, white) </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/108673976429822078/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=108673976429822078' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108673976429822078'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108673976429822078'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/06/tarquinius-grey-and-superbus-bebe.html' title=''/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-108673973466131007</id><published>2004-06-08T19:08:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-08T19:08:54.660-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Jeremy and Louisa </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/108673973466131007/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=108673973466131007' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108673973466131007'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108673973466131007'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/06/jeremy-and-louisa.html' title=''/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-108673970731049608</id><published>2004-06-08T19:08:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-08T19:08:27.310-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>The massive rose on the front trellis. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/108673970731049608/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=108673970731049608' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108673970731049608'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108673970731049608'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/06/massive-rose-on-front-trellis.html' title=''/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-108673966733381201</id><published>2004-06-08T19:07:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-08T19:07:47.333-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Jeremy grew a beard just to show he could do it. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/108673966733381201/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=108673966733381201' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108673966733381201'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108673966733381201'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/06/jeremy-grew-beard-just-to-show-he.html' title=''/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-108671915037599391</id><published>2004-06-08T13:21:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-08T13:25:50.376-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The part of my job I hate</title><summary type='text'>I work in HR, and generally, I like it.  However, today I had to turn away two guys who did not have the legal right to work in this country.  I hate it.  They've been working here for years, and they had the bad luck to try to work for a company that actually knows how to spot fake IDs, and there's nothing I can do to help.Jeremy's (I've gotten tired of calling him J) been working a lot lately</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/108671915037599391/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=108671915037599391' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108671915037599391'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108671915037599391'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/06/part-of-my-job-i-hate.html' title='The part of my job I hate'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-108630913214033298</id><published>2004-06-03T19:26:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-03T19:32:12.140-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Severe weather and your pets</title><summary type='text'>It blows my mind how many people right here in the heart of tornado alley aren't planning on how to protect their pets in the event of severe weather.  If you have pets, you really ought to plan what you will do in the event of severe weather. Of course, this includes our reptilian friends.  Here's what I do:I start getting ready to go into the safest part of my house (the hallway- I live in </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/108630913214033298/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=108630913214033298' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108630913214033298'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108630913214033298'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/06/severe-weather-and-your-pets.html' title='Severe weather and your pets'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-108630876804658541</id><published>2004-06-03T19:25:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-03T19:26:08.046-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Still no salad</title><summary type='text'>The salad is still missing, but the house is not filled with the stench of rotting vegetables.  Which leads me to believe it is in the fridge, freezer, or trash.  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/108630876804658541/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=108630876804658541' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108630876804658541'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108630876804658541'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/06/still-no-salad.html' title='Still no salad'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-108569395711739901</id><published>2004-05-27T16:31:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-27T16:39:17.116-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Me in link form</title><summary type='text'>My teamMy schoolMy hobbyMy other hobbyMy hometownThe place I first lived on my ownWhere I live nowA store where I spend waaay too much timeMy prettyMy wedding locationI studied abroad hereMy favorite place, ever</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/108569395711739901/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=108569395711739901' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108569395711739901'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108569395711739901'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/05/me-in-link-form.html' title='Me in link form'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-108566589925272462</id><published>2004-05-27T08:51:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-27T08:51:39.253-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Warning!</title><summary type='text'>	LOOK OUT!ïòðzoe the short is a radioactive squirrel!!Username:From Go-Quiz.com</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/108566589925272462/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=108566589925272462' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108566589925272462'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108566589925272462'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/05/warning.html' title='Warning!'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-108544351854908313</id><published>2004-05-24T19:03:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-24T19:05:18.550-05:00</updated><title type='text'>It's gone too far.</title><summary type='text'>I'm a spacey person.  I leave things in odd place.  I just managed to misplace one of those bags of premixed salads.  I have no clue where it is.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/108544351854908313/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=108544351854908313' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108544351854908313'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108544351854908313'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/05/its-gone-too-far.html' title='It&apos;s gone too far.'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-108515842660527728</id><published>2004-05-21T11:53:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-21T11:53:46.606-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Another Meme</title><summary type='text'>From the fabulous frog:A - Age: 24B – Band listening to right now: I'm working, so I can't have music.  But my coworker is singing loudly and badly.C - Career in future: WinemakerD - Dessert of choice: Angelfood cake with fresh berries on topE - Easiest person to talk to: Woman J, Man J, and my momF - Favourite song at the moment: With or Without You by U2G - Gummy bears or gummy </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/108515842660527728/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=108515842660527728' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108515842660527728'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108515842660527728'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/05/another-meme_21.html' title='Another Meme'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-108507427853794536</id><published>2004-05-20T12:29:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-20T12:31:18.536-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Hmm.</title><summary type='text'>I think I want to change my template again.  This one worries me.  Also, I haven't put my links back. Last weekend we purchased the special UV light and fixture for Trog Dor.  We have the vivarium, it just needs furnished.  Oh, and more heating fixtures- beardies like their temperatures up around 100, and it only gets tp about 90 in my house.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/108507427853794536/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=108507427853794536' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108507427853794536'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108507427853794536'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/05/hmm.html' title='Hmm.'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-108481387645999500</id><published>2004-05-17T12:10:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-17T12:11:16.460-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I am your leader, bow to me...</title><summary type='text'>Take the Cicada Test!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/108481387645999500/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=108481387645999500' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108481387645999500'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108481387645999500'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/05/i-am-your-leader-bow-to-me.html' title='I am your leader, bow to me...'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-108456446947619465</id><published>2004-05-14T14:49:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-14T14:54:29.476-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Women in the Military</title><summary type='text'>The Pentagon released a new report regarding sexual assault in the military.    The answer to this problem, I think, is obvious.  Since men can't seem to stop raping, they should be removed from the military or strictly segregated from the women.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/108456446947619465/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=108456446947619465' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108456446947619465'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108456446947619465'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/05/women-in-military.html' title='Women in the Military'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-108447145470854356</id><published>2004-05-13T12:58:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-13T13:04:14.706-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Question</title><summary type='text'>The "when are you going to start a family" question, that is.  People ask when J and I are getting married, and then ask when we plan to "start a family."  We generally reply that our family already exists, but that we will be official on March 12th.  This, of course, is not what they mean.  These people want to know about kids.  They have the idea that the only valid family is one with kids, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/108447145470854356/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=108447145470854356' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108447145470854356'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108447145470854356'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/05/question.html' title='The Question'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-108439288372006657</id><published>2004-05-12T15:00:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-12T15:14:43.720-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Where to keep your reptiles</title><summary type='text'>And the reader is thinking, "Duh, Zoe, in their cage!" .  That's not what I meant.  I'm thinking of geographical location- which room of the house is best?There are a few things to consider:1.  Temperature.  The room should be heated in the winter.  AC in the summer is nice and helpful at maintaining a year-round ambient temperature (which makes your life easier), but not essential.  2.  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/108439288372006657/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=108439288372006657' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108439288372006657'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108439288372006657'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/05/where-to-keep-your-reptiles.html' title='Where to keep your reptiles'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-108422380934545076</id><published>2004-05-10T16:16:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-10T16:16:49.346-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm special!</title><summary type='text'>zoe is the #1189 most common female name.0.006% of females in the US are named zoe.Around 7650 US females are named zoe!source namestatistics.com</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/108422380934545076/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=108422380934545076' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108422380934545076'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108422380934545076'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/05/im-special.html' title='I&apos;m special!'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6175976.post-108377667180540473</id><published>2004-05-05T11:46:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-05T12:09:32.543-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Another meme</title><summary type='text'>From Grace.10 bands you have been listening to a lot lately:U2Wild Mountain TimeBruce SpringsteenSinead O'ConnorHmm...that's about it.9 things you look forward to:Seeing my Jen-nay for the first time in a long timeThe damn wedding being planned alreadyTrog Dor's arrivalTarquinius losing some weightWinterSeeing my sister Going home at the end of the dayKitties purringSleep8 </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/feeds/108377667180540473/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6175976&amp;postID=108377667180540473' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108377667180540473'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6175976/posts/default/108377667180540473'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://zoetheshort.blogspot.com/2004/05/another-meme.html' title='Another meme'/><author><name>Zoe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10636008575352553274</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/img/205/1098/320/IM000023.1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
